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permanently-afk:

barbeauxbot:

My explanation is that he’s a creep who lives in my Hawke’s basement.

I needed something to get the fire going.

Toilet paper.

(Source: dragonageconfessions, via lola-vakarian)

3 months ago

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   “Oh, mother! This… ehrm… Isabella lost her earring so Fenris and Merril came over to help look for it…. In their...

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    Well your joy eventually brought me some joy too, so I heartily thank you. Aaaaand my stomach hurts from laughing too...

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    I want, nay, need a link to this fanfic.

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    This confession has brought me joy.

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    omg!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

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    This is hysterical, but no one writes Justice cock-blocking Anders like Erin does. NO ONE.

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    And now Anders have to do revisions with Justice going RAWR RAWR SPELLING ERROR, RAWR RAWR NEEDS REFINING, RAWR RAWR...

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    Merrill, Isabela, and Fenris?...want to play that version of the game.

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    /has written fic about this situation

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    But Justice I swear it won’t hurt— IT IS UNJUST TO USE THOUGHTS OF SOMEBODY TO BRING YOURSELF TO ORGASM WITHOUT THEIR...

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    tbh the I’VE BEEN ACHING FOR YOU line really turned me off. I was like “hey bro I’ve only known you for like three days...

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    I needed something to get the fire going.

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