| C R A M P: | heeheeheehee |
|---|---|
| C R A M P: | Speaking of which |
| C R A M P: | we're reading the Bible for my poli-sci class |
| C R A M P: | and in the Old Testament, GOD IS SUCH A DICK |
| C R A M P: | LIKE I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT A DICK HE IS |
| Caz: | which I'm sure you are just lovinggggggg |
| Caz: | Yeah, God kinda hated people in the first testament |
| C R A M P: | "HEY GUYS DON'T TOUCH THAT TREE OKAY BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE YOU AWARE OF RIGHT AND WRONG AND I WANT YOU TO STAY IGNORANT OKAY" |
| C R A M P: | "HEY CAIN LOL YOUR GIFT SUCKS" |
| Caz: | I can't say I know much about Cain :/ |
| C R A M P: | "OH COME ON YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY COOPERATING AND WORKING TOGETHER? NAH BRO I'LL JUST SMITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND MAKE YOU SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND HATE EACH OTHER" |
| Caz: | Yeahhhhh >< |
| C R A M P: | Cain and Abel were the brothers. Abel was a shepherd, Cain was a farmer. Abel brought God a sheep (because he's a sherpherd, right? cool) and Cain brought God fruit (because he's a farmer, right? cool) |
| C R A M P: | And God was like "Wow this is a really cool sheep man thanks" |
| C R A M P: | And then he was like "......." |
| C R A M P: | ".................." |
| C R A M P: | "...... fruit is lame lololololol" |
| Caz: | Didn't Cain kill his brother? |
| C R A M P: | And that's what drove Cain to- |
| C R A M P: | yeah |
| C R A M P: | which is a shitty thing to do |
| C R A M P: | but like, God, come on, bro |
| Caz: | Yeahhh, God don't like no fruit n vegies |
| C R A M P: | JEEZ GOD WILL YOU STOP THAT |
| Caz: | STOP THE SMITING |
| C R A M P: | And then he was like "Hey so you guys are all being pretty shitty to each other, probably because I chucked you out of Eden and made you speak different languages and turned you all into misogynists, so I'mma drown the SHIT out of you" |
| C R A M P: | and then AFTER THAT |
| C R A M P: | he was finally like |
| C R A M P: | "Whoa man that wasn't cool" |
| C R A M P: | "Whoa I" |
| C R A M P: | "I'm not gonna do that again" |
| C R A M P: | "Uh" |
| C R A M P: | "Sorry about that" |
| Caz: | "My bad, bro!" |
| C R A M P: | "Here's a rainbow" |
XOGS
Random thoughts from someone who doesn't get out enough and has too much time on her hands. Avast, there be salty language ahead.
